Inspired by Slumdog Millionaire

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From: Anoop G. Bhat


Inspired by the success of Slumdog Millionaire at the Oscars, the producers have decided to release several versions tailored to specific audience needs. A sampler:

1.  Diet version: Slimdog Millionaire
2.  X-rated version: Slimdoggystyle Millionaire
3.  PETA version: Slumdogbreeding is evil Millionaire
4.  PC version: Dwelling for the Economically Marginalized Canine Person of Means
5.  Rapper version: Who you callin a slumdawg? Millionaire
6.  Obama version: We Can all be Slumdog Millionaires
7.  Sarah Palin version: I can see Slumdog Millionaire from my house
8.  John McCain: I spent 5 years in a slum in 'nam Millionaire

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