Tuesday, 23 March 2010

jedi religion

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones

Sith happens
The Empire Strikes back
May the farce be with you
The Jedi religion is a fake like all other religions

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood. If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

Healthcare Bill

Heard in the US, being fat might get classified as a medical disease. So, the next time your wife/girlfriend says, 'Do these jeans make me look fat?' you can go, 'Honey, I am not a doctor'

Tom Delay

Tom Delay quit Dancing with the Stars, because his partners kept slipping from the palms made greasy by lobbyists

Bill Ackman

Hedge fund manager Bill Ackman said prison operator Corrections Corp. was one of the best real-estate businesses around. The government is a major customer and there is strong demand for prison space and limited supply, Ackman explained. “It’s also a hedge against your hedge fund business, because as the SEC ramps up…”... Ackman said, prompting laughter at the conference. “We shouldn’t joke about that,” he added.

Car theft and economics

Car theft is at a 20-year low. Well, that shows you how bad the auto business is in this economy.

Subtle difference between Obama and Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BxK_vOww7I

Democrats vs Republicans Cartoon

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/g/J/3/Dem-vs-Rep-Pledges.gif

Hitler's reaction after the healthcare reform

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGBYY6HVMs&feature=player_embedded

Hitler finds out Scott Brown won Massachussets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4aQCiRjvZY

Followers