political humor

Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." --Conan O'Brien

Last night, President Bush addressed the crowd at the Republican Convention via satellite. The first ten minutes of Bush's speech consisted of him saying, 'Wait a minute, how can you can see me when I can't see you?'" --Conan O'Brien

Joe Lieberman, who ran in 2000 as a Democrat with Al Gore, remember he was the vice presidential nominee, spoke last night at the Republican Convention. A Democrat at the Republican Convention. That's like Bill Clinton speaking at a sexual abstinence rally." --Jay Leno


"Have you been watching the Republican Convention on the TV? Have you been watching it? I want to tell you something, and I made a mistake about this, the Republicans actually have a lot of ethnic diversity. They do. For example, uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, uh, Joe Lieberman? John McCain lasted five-and-a-half years in a POW camp in North Vietnam; even he couldn't get through Joe Lieberman's speech." --David Letterman

"You know, Sarah Palin likes assault rifles, has a collection of rifles, likes to shoot assault rifles. I'll say this for her daughter's boyfriend: the kid's got guts." --David Letterman

Say what you will about this Sarah Palin, women love this candidate. Am I right about that? ... As a matter of fact, last night at the convention, security had to restrain Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter." --David Letterman

Well here's some good news: the price of oil appears to be dropping. Energy analysts said $100 barrel of oil is on the horizon. To which President Bush said, 'That's where we should be drilling for oil: on the horizon.'" --Jay Leno

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