political humor

"President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street bailout. And today, a reporter asked him what he planned to do about AIG. Yeah. Bush got upset and said, 'Why does everyone always spell in front of me?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Listen to this. If any of these jokes bomb tonight, the federal government will step in and bail me out. Whew! Thank goodness." --Jay Leno

And it is pretty scary, this economy, don't you think? Doesn't it make you yearn for the good old days when we were just worried about oil hitting 150 bucks a barrel?  --Jay Leno

Here's the way a bailout works. A failed president and a failed Congress invest $700 billion of your money in failed businesses. Believe me, this can't fail." --Jay Leno

"And the first presidential debate will take place this Friday night. They say John McCain's challenge will be to distance himself from President Bush. And Barack Obama's challenge will be to answer questions before his supporters can start clapping. So it's going to be very tricky." --Jay Leno

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